I just want you to live life to the fullest. Also that's the gatorade fridge now. The booze fridge is next to the cheese fridge if you want to get this party started.
Whoa, whoa, can we just put into perspective here who was the guy trying to do right by the world and who was the brainwashed psychopath? So chill out, Clockwork Orange. Steve is my friend. He's a self righteous prick sometimes and I like to make fun of him but he's still my friend.
You mean after the whole merchant of death thing? Yeah, I know it's not the same. I killed a lot of innocent people. And not so innocent people. Doesn't matter I was brainwashed, I still did it. Say what you want about me, I don't give a damn.
But Steve is the best man that ever lived. Don't make fun of him around me. My trigger finger gets itchy when people do that.
Of course Stark microwaves are safe. I guess that will teach you to not buy microwaves off of Craigslist. Those are the most dangerous, actually, because after a while the the polarity reverses and makes the radiation even worse.
[ SORRY STEVE TONY IS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AT THIS POINT HE IS THE ACTUAL WORST ]
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