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[notthesecretary]

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[cheesefridge]

[ from here ]

You seem really well versed in this. I think you are into it.

[justsolo]

nah, man, just checking out the avengers knockoffs to make sure there isn't any bad Falcon porn out there.

welp the actual thread got captcha'd so deal

[brodey]

You stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like you wants me to come in hungover.

[cheesefridge]

I just want you to live life to the fullest. Also that's the gatorade fridge now. The booze fridge is next to the cheese fridge if you want to get this party started.

[cheesefridge]

from here

It's not just me. You and cap just have a special connection. It's so beautiful. Sniff sniff.

[razoruzhat]

Leave him alone, Stark.

Or I'll stop being polite.

[cheesefridge]

from here

Of course Stark microwaves are safe. I guess that will teach you to not buy microwaves off of Craigslist. Those are the most dangerous, actually, because after a while the the polarity reverses and makes the radiation even worse.

[ SORRY STEVE TONY IS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AT THIS POINT HE IS THE ACTUAL WORST ]

[theconsequences]

[ from here ]

ugh FINE gimme address i'll figure out how to get to u and get u home

but i want the blankie as payment

[shrinksuit]

what the hell mack???
mcqueen and i have a bond now okay

[cheesefridge]

[ from here ]

Is this still about the Steve thing? Because that didn't turn out the way any of us wanted it to.

[thedetails]

[ from here ]

Thanks. I guess I do have my moments. Especially when it comes to torturing Pete.

[knocknockclauds]

It's so true. It's a fun hobby, who can blame you?

[notthesecretary]

[ from here ]

[ This did. Not go in the direction she was expecting it to. ]

You're what?

[stopmjolnirtime]

Some mortal social gathering? To meet others that are single, supposedly.

[notthesecretary]

[ from here ]

Of course, only if you want to. I certainly wouldn't mind if you did. [ She hopes it's obvious that she means with her. ]

[notthesecretary]

[ from here ]

After the last breach of SHEILD information, I don't know if I would ever put anything of the sort on video.

[ A few seconds later, another text follows. ]

That said, he would look rather nice on video, wouldn't he?

[catalysmic]

Well so would you, Agent Carter.

[Look. ...Shut up.]

If it's something you're interested in, I'd say that alone could make your case.

[theliar]

[ from here ]

That doesn't sound particularly pleasant, either. Although if I had to be honest - which I rarely am - it wasn't the worst sex I've ever had.

[whistles_loudly]

Then at least it wasn't a complete waste of 17 minutes.

[thecopper]

[ from here ]

I'm sure it was. Think you'll have a bit of time to come back here and do your job? or will you be otherwise occupied riding the locals for the foreseeable future?

[ I hope you can read her sarcasm through text message, Jack. ]

[chronosexual]

Hm... Guess that all depends. Are you going to be this grumpy with me when I get back? If that's the case, I might just stay a little longer. Have you ever had Hungarian food? So good.

[thevulnerability]

[ from here ]

I've lived the kind of life where I don't get kicked out of things???

And no. I have work and... stuff.

[vexatiously]

So boring. Just say it. You've lived a boring kind of life.

Come on, Detective! Loosen up. Let your hair down.

Stuff. Lies. And you're bad at it. Either meet me or I come down to the precinct and see what stuff you're doing. You choose.

[thevulnerability]

[ from here ]

Yeah well you've never been interrogated by me before.

If we do meet up, get this straight. No drinks, no flirting and definitely no using my handcuffs.

he's so dumb

[venaris]

I think you might regret those rules, detective, but you got it.
Plus it's no fun if both parties aren't into it ;)

[ he can't exactly promise there won't be drinks already in his system, but that's par for the course. ]

So we're meeting up now? No accidental run in? We can stage it of you want, role play it out.

[thevulnerability]

[ from here ]

Oh he's definitely not good at dating. What he spends his time doing does NOT qualify as dating. But he is good at that part and it doesn't help me feel any better.

[turnedouthuman]

...Not something I wanted to know

[themuse]

[ from here ]

I'm not totally clueless about sex you know.

[ Just the opposite, she's kinky af. ]

Good thing is, we have plenty of pictures.

[thestreetsoflondon]

I never thought you were, Katherine. Being good at the act doesn't make one good at verbalizing it.

There was a time when knowing how to write what you wanted was an art form.

[For so many reasons Dylan misses those days.]

A reminder never to look in your phone. You, would not be a bad thing. Castle on the other hand is not my type.