TO: Caffrey, Neal FROM: beckett.katherine@nypd.gov SUBJECT: re:re:(no subject)
Been a slow day. Not that I'm complaining, I call it a successful day when New Yorkers can find something better to do than kill each other. Must have something to do with that traffic jam in SoHo.
TO: Det. Kate Beckett FROM: caffrey.neal@fbi.gov SUBJECT: re:(no subject)
You're really missing out on a great opportunity. Never let it be said that I didn't offer. Though, on second though, Peter might get on my case a bit if he knew I was handing over the fun work to an outsider.
TO: Caffrey, Neal FROM: beckett.katherine@nypd.gov SUBJECT: re:re:(no subject)
Yeah, your feds buddies might get a little offended if they find you passing notes to the city kid. Wouldn't want that on your record. You know, along with all those other offenses.
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FROM: caffrey.neal@fbi.gov
SUBJECT: re:(no subject)
Cute, but I think we'll have to take him out of the cage and give him a tracking anklet. You know, for a real sense of solidarity.
You know, though, I thought the NYPD had better things to do than arresting dogs. I hope they're keeping you a little more busy than that.
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FROM: beckett.katherine@nypd.gov
SUBJECT: re:re:(no subject)
Been a slow day. Not that I'm complaining, I call it a successful day when New Yorkers can find something better to do than kill each other. Must have something to do with that traffic jam in SoHo.
Tracking collar would be more appropriate.
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FROM: caffrey.neal@fbi.gov
SUBJECT: re:(no subject)
That "something better" seems to involve a lot of mortgage fraud. I've got some extra files if you're bored.
Though, okay, point. For a dog, that's probably logistically more feasible. I'm not sure he'll quite get the concept of "three miles," though.
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FROM: beckett.katherine@nypd.gov
SUBJECT: re:re:(no subject)
Wow. Mortgage fraud. Sounds exciting. I have plenty of paperwork of my own to catch up on, though, so I think I'll pass this time.
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FROM: caffrey.neal@fbi.gov
SUBJECT: re:(no subject)
You're really missing out on a great opportunity. Never let it be said that I didn't offer. Though, on second though, Peter might get on my case a bit if he knew I was handing over the fun work to an outsider.
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FROM: beckett.katherine@nypd.gov
SUBJECT: re:re:(no subject)
Yeah, your feds buddies might get a little offended if they find you passing notes to the city kid. Wouldn't want that on your record. You know, along with all those other offenses.
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FROM: caffrey.neal@fbi.gov
SUBJECT: re:(no subject)
That would really send them over the edge, wouldn't it?
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FROM: beckett.katherine@nypd.gov
SUBJECT: re:re:(no subject)
Far be it for me to want to piss off any feds. I would never do anything like that.