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[notthesecretary]

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[whistles_loudly]

Then at least it wasn't a complete waste of 17 minutes.

[theliar]

You underestimate the worst sex I've had.

[whistles_loudly]

That's scary to think about.

[theliar]

You have no idea. I'd rather not reminisce on the experience of frolicking through a field of daisies naked with a man three times my age. That said, he had quite the selection of rare gems which he was far too distracted to notice were missing.

Now, do share your worse experience so I can wipe mine from my mind.

[whistles_loudly]

I don't think I could top that, though I did take Lieutenant Hannah Flowers on a date to the Botany Lab, didn't go well at all.

[theliar]

Obviously. You took someone named Flowers to go look at flowers. It must have been BORING.

[whistles_loudly]

I thought it was nice...she thought I was making fun of her name for the entire date.

[theliar]

Insecurity alert. You can do better. I can appreciate botany.