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[thecopper]

I'm not wearing bloody galoshes anywhere, Jack Harkness. And I am not going to keep being the rookie. You'd better start looking at new hires.

[chronosexual]

Well, guess you get to get nice and familiar with cleaning your shoes then. Don't say I never offered you anything.

You know I only recruit the best. Too many cooks in the kitchen otherwise. Until I can find someone good enough, you're the rookie, rookie.

[thecopper]

You're plenty good at offering things I don't want.

[ That's... Untrue but it's the best jab she's got at the moment. ]

With the way you recruit, I'll be a rookie until I retire. [ LOL Nice thought no one retires from Torchwood. ]

[chronosexual]

Ouch. That's not very nice, Gwen. You hurt me.

That how you see it? Well, maybe I just don't feel like we need anyone else. My team is perfect.

[thecopper]

Don't you dare try to kiss up to me Jack Harkness. Home. Now.

[chronosexual]

Oh ho! Ordering me around now, are you?

Keep it up, Cooper, and I might just think you're flirting with me.

[thecopper]

Is there ever a time when you don't think I'm flirting with you?

[chronosexual]

Sure there is. Usually when you're yelling at me or apologising.

You know, if I had some sort of baseline to go off of, I might be able to make a more clear distinction...

1/2

[thecopper]

I guess you can just assume when it's not when I'm yelling or apologizing.

2/2

[thecopper]

This counts as yelling btw

[chronosexual]

Ha, see? I knew it.

And I checked, there's no flights until morning. Oh darn. Guess I have to stay on this assignment just a little bit longer. You can manage without me, right?

[thecopper]

I've managed before without you just fine.

[ Yeah that was a low blow but fuck it. ]

[chronosexual]

Okay, ouch. You really are mad, aren't you?

I was serious about the flights, though. Can I make it up to you when I get home?

[thecopper]

[ She is a little mad, but he's hard to stay mad at. He is her best friend, after all. ]

I want a week off. And a shoe budget.

[chronosexual]

You'll get the week off.. with conditions. I won't call you in unless it's dire?

We can talk about the shoes.

[thecopper]

I'll take it. Just make sure not to miss your flight in the morning.

[chronosexual]

You drive a hard bargain, Gwen Cooper. I wonder if maybe I shouldn't be the one getting time off. Don't I deserve it?

[thecopper]

You get plenty of things off, Jack.

[ He's not the only one who can do innuendo. ]

[chronosexual]

You're not wrong.

Offer's still open, if you can get permission. I mean, he's happy to come along too...

[thecopper]

[ In her dreams. ]

Turning off my phone now.

[chronosexual]

You're breaking my heart, Gwen. Not even a good night kiss or call?

[thecopper]

Goodnight Jack

[chronosexual]

Sweet dreams, Gwen Cooper. I'll text you tomorrow when I get in.